All Hail The Magic Conch
chadontop:

pls

chadontop:

pls

This

nicktoocooltoland:

whathappensonthebus:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks for translating into hornline vocab

spin spin made easy for toot toots

No but really this show…

nicktoocooltoland:

whathappensonthebus:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.

You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.

When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks for translating into hornline vocab

spin spin made easy for toot toots

No but really this show…

hiddenlex:

bestnatesmithever:

karenfelloutofbedagain:

theunknown-abyss:

Louis CK on our culture on dating

I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAN.

'Ugh, I hope this one's nice'

I may or may not have referenced this joke when making a point today. 

bronata:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

image

risu-of-anterra:

catladysoul:

how the fuck do cats even work

look at that smug fucker

risu-of-anterra:

catladysoul:

how the fuck do cats even work

look at that smug fucker

kakasbal:

folgerscup:

"My husband died and I found out he had another family"Yes, the box (husband) is being questioned about it.

this is the most popular tv show in mexico by the way

kakasbal:

folgerscup:

"My husband died and I found out he had another family"

Yes, the box (husband) is being questioned about it.

this is the most popular tv show in mexico by the way

yurotrash:

eeriie:

A GIF showing what it’s like to wake up with sleep paralysis.

FUCK THIS GIF I AM LYING IN BED AND SUDDENLY VERY UNCOMFORTABLE I DONT HAVE ENOUGH BLANKETS I AM UNPROTECTED

yurotrash:

eeriie:

A GIF showing what it’s like to wake up with sleep paralysis.

FUCK THIS GIF I AM LYING IN BED AND SUDDENLY VERY UNCOMFORTABLE I DONT HAVE ENOUGH BLANKETS I AM UNPROTECTED

gaynerdcomic:

Fire Stone - Dragon’s Breath Opal

Leaf Stone - Moss Agate

Water Stone - Ocean Opal

Moon Stone - Opal

Sun Stone - Fire Opal

Dusk Stone - Fluorite

Dawn Stone - Opal

I kept seeing these around Tumblr and my mind kept going one place.

into-th3-abyss:

Reblogged twice on purpose. Because this EXTRA fucking belongs on my blog.